AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY PAYS THE DOCTOR AWAY
$DOC is a memecoin whose entire supply sits in one locked Uniswap V3 position priced in tokenized Apple stock. Every trade pays a 1% fee, and the creator’s 0.7% is routed straight back to holders — as $AAPL, pro‑rata, for as long as anyone is trading. You don’t farm it. You just hold the doctor and collect the apples.
Memecoins pay you in nothing. This one pays in Apple.
The quote asset is a stock
Stonks Exchange prices coins against Coinbase’s tokenized equities instead of ETH or a stablecoin. $DOC opens against $AAPL, so the pair itself is the joke — and the pair itself is the payout.
Fees buy apples, not promises
The 0.7% creator cut is routed to holder rewards. The router spends it buying $AAPL on the open market and hands it out pro‑rata. No emissions, no staking contract, no lockup.
The liquidity can’t leave
The whole supply launches as one single‑sided V3 position and the LP NFT goes to a locker with no withdraw, burn or transfer path. Nobody pulls it. Not you, not me, not the platform.
Work out your dose
| Period | AAPL | USD |
|---|---|---|
| Per day | 0.0064 | $1.47 |
| Per week | 0.0447 | $10.27 |
| Per month | 0.1914 | $44.01 |
| Per year · on position | 2.328 | $535 |
How an apple gets to you
Someone trades $DOC
Buy or sell, doesn’t matter. Every swap through the pool pays a flat 1% fee on the way through.
The fee splits
0.7% is the creator’s share and 0.3% goes to the platform. The creator’s share is what we point at you.
The router buys AAPL
Routed to holder rewards, that 0.7% is spent buying tokenized Apple stock rather than landing in a dev wallet.
Apples land pro‑rata
Distributed by share of supply held. Hold 1% of $DOC, receive 1% of the apples. Nothing to claim, nothing to stake.
The chart at the foot of the bed
- Name / ticker
- An Apple A Day · $DOC
- Fixed
- Quote asset
- AAPLx — tokenized Apple stock (Coinbase)
- Paired
- Network
- Base
- Live
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000 · 18 decimals
- No mint
- Liquidity
- 100% of supply, single‑sided Uniswap V3, 1% tier
- Locked forever
- Owner / pause / blacklist
- None. Renounced by construction — the functions don’t exist.
- None
- Fee routing
- 0.7% creator share → holder rewards in $AAPL
- Holders
- Presale / team allocation
- None. The pool opens holding 100% coin and 0% stock.
- Zero
- Contract address
- 0x0000…0000
- TBA
Getting seen
Get on Base
Any EVM wallet. Bridge or buy ETH on Base for gas — you’ll need a few cents’ worth, not more.
Get the quote asset
The pair is priced in tokenized Apple stock, so you swap into AAPLx first, then into $DOC. The Stonks router will do both legs for you.
Open the pair and buy
Verify the contract address above matches, then trade on the DOC/AAPL pair page. Then do nothing. The apples find you.
Before you sign the consent form
Q1Am I actually receiving Apple stock?
You receive tokenized Apple stock — AAPLx, the Coinbase‑issued equity token on Base — not shares registered in your name with a broker. It is a third‑party product with its own terms, issuer risk and trading hours. $DOC has no relationship with Apple Inc. and gives you no claim on the company.
Q2What happens if nobody trades?
Then no apples. The rewards are fees, and fees only exist where there is volume. This is the honest version: a quiet week pays roughly nothing, and there is no emissions schedule quietly topping it up. Anyone promising you a fixed yield on a memecoin is selling you something else.
Q3Can the liquidity be pulled?
No. The entire supply launches as one single‑sided V3 position and the LP NFT is transferred to an immutable locker with no decreaseLiquidity, no burn, no transfer and no approval path. Only fee collection remains callable. The principal cannot leave — not by me, not by the platform.
Q4Why is the price quoted in AAPL and not dollars?
Because the pool’s other side is AAPLx. The opening price is set from Apple’s Chainlink price at launch, so $DOC is denominated in apples from block one. Your dollar P&L therefore moves with two things: the pair, and Apple.
Q5Do I have to stake, lock or claim anything?
No. Rewards are distributed pro‑rata by share of supply held. Holding the token in your own wallet is the entire mechanism. Moving it to an exchange wallet means the exchange is the holder, not you.
Q6Is this an investment?
No. It’s a memecoin with a good joke and an unusually transparent fee router. It is unaudited, it is not a security, and it is not a claim on any company. Size it like the entertainment it is.